Navel Oranges: a Treatise on Evolution and Religion by an Atheist

The true religious believer believes that God createdIn 1820, a regular-looking orange tree in an orchard in
the Earth and the heavens, in much the same form asBrazil grew from a mutated seed and ended up
they take on now, about 6,000 years ago. They do notproducing what we now call navel oranges. This was
believe in evolution, even though the proof is, quitea very bad mutation – as it made the tree sterile
literally, all around them. Yet, they believe in creationism(there are no seeds in a navel orange, and it therefore
which lacks any proof whatsoever.has no means of reproducing). Normally, a sterile
Everything around you is evidence of evolution.offspring would die out, never to be seen again. A
Everything. Every animal, every germ, every person onforgotten path on the road of evolution. But, human
this Earth. Everything can be shown to be the result ofbeings have learned to bend evolution to our whims (in
millennia of evolutionary processes. I won’t borecertain circumstances anyways). We’ve learned
you with millions of examples of how evolution existshow to, literally, play God in some cases. This bad
(which I could, if I had to – the creationists can’tmutation, that should have ended up on top of
give you even one that supports their world-view),evolution’s garbage-heap, ended up being very
I’ll just mention a few of the more interestinggood for humans after all, as no longer did we have to
examples:worry about breaking a tooth on an orange seed ever
You’ve probably eaten an orange at some point inagain! The mutation produced sweet, juicy, seedless
your life? Probably dozens or even hundreds, maybenavel oranges.
even thousands. Well, have you ever eaten a navelThe demand for navel oranges skyrocketed around
orange? Those are evidence of evolution right there inthe globe, and cuttings from the tree have been
the palm of your hand! You know, navel oranges aretransported and planted in organge orchards
those ones without the seeds (well, they actually doworldwide (cuttings can be grown into full-sized trees).
have itsy-bitsy little seeds that don’t function, butAnd, each of those trees has the exact same DNA
we’ll say for argument’s sake that they are, inas that original 1820 mutant tree from Brazil.
effect, seedless), they have that tiny littleSince each of those trees was grown from a cutting
(little-orange-tumor-like) second orange growing withinof the original tree, you can say that every navel
the larger one. That’s why they’re calledorange the world has ever known - came directly
‘navel’ oranges – the second, baby-orangefrom the branches of that one single tree!
produces a little ‘belly-button’ or 'navel' on theI find that kind of beautiful and wonderous, don’t
orange's rind.you? Billions and billions of people on Earth - yet
You’ve probably eaten hundreds of navel orangeswe’ve all eaten the fruit of the same tree…
in your lifetime. Well, you could say that all those navelCreationists believe that God is 100% perfect and
oranges you’ve eaten, every single little one –created the world pretty much exactly as it is right
as well as every navel orange everyone else on Earthnow 6,000 years ago. If that was the case, the navel
has ever eaten – came from that same tree! Everyorange shouldn’t exist! It just shouldn't be here. The
single one of 'em!Atheists must be right.
That is precisely because of the theory of - no, theMutations shouldn’t happen in God’s world
fact of - evolution (or, more specifically, man’s(mutations would be an utter abomination). But they do.
manipulation of evolution). Evolution works by randomAnd, evolution explains them perfectly – in a way
mutation.that God never,ever could.
Every once in a while, a random mutation creates aEvery navel orange you’ve ever eaten is proof of
slightly different offspring in the population. If thatevolution’s power and beauty (and of man’s
mutation is bad, the offspring will likely have a loweredincessant ability to toy with the world around us).
chance of reproducing (you don’t see womenThe closest a creationist will ever come to explaining
drooling over mentally and physically handicapped men,the existence of the navel orange – is that the
to point out a single human example).random mutation that created it - happened in a quaint
However, if that mutation is good, it might lead to anlittle orchard - near a monastery!
increased chance at reproduction. And, over-- Read the rest of God on Trial: The Case Against
generations, that mutation will work its way through theReligion, an Atheist's Debunking of Religious Dogma at
population until it becomes the norm, until it takes over.Simiantology.